shocking end of the old shit

came across this nolita-add in le. what a mess.

so let the new shit begin.

one for/ces all

it seems a little unreasonable to me but proves that one can petrify a system. cute in a way. outrageous as well.

in short: lutz heilmann, former member of former gdr ministerium für staatssicherheit, now member of die linke leftwing party and member of deutscher bundestag has decided that this article as being linked to by german www.wikipedia.de is not exactly to his liking. and has forced www.wikipedia.de to shut down their site.

wow: mozart. and wow: sunglasses

two things i found worth sharing with you. as for the first, it bears some resemblance to bukkake, does it not?



and the second, well, i guess, i am flabbergasted. i mean. whoaaaa.......rgh. actually, i considered having this one as a splitscreened film running next to one of my videos. i didn't dare. i would so sink in the shadow of that ...



if enjoy is the appropriate term, i hope you enjoyed.

should i?

finally - how politics may change your sexdrive

it has happened. you can now never again say that no one placed political ads in phonesexy situations.
please submit a script if you feel like i should audition (there is still this job opportunity i so long to have) and i promise i will be just as good as these two. or even more kinky. how does that sound?













MATURE content following. i am serious.













NOW












for obamaists



for the clintonists amongst us





***

well, the world is a wild place at the moment. don't know where to start. but i really feel that today's news are truly exciting.

Merkel hält historische Rede vor der Knesset
"Die Sicherheit Israels ist nie verhandelbar"
(first fi-li, then angie, then me)

Analyse zum Israel-Besuch von Kanzlerin Merkel
"Eine neue Qualität der Beziehungen"

Auswirkungen der Finanzkrise
US-Notenbank senkt erneut den Leitzins
(whyever)

Interview mit Ifo-Chef Hans-Werner Sinn
"Es muss eine strengere Bankenaufsicht her"
(i would always argue for a strict non-interfering-policy)

Koalitionsverhandlungen in Hamburg
Arbeitsgruppen sollen schwarz-grüne Streitthemen lösen
(nice)

Arbeitsminister Scholz will BGB ändern
Praktikanten sollen besser geschützt werden
(very likely not going to happen)

Dalai Lama fordert Ende der Gewalt in Tibet
"Mir bliebe nur der Rücktritt"
( :( )

Halbfinale des DFB-Pokals
Carl Zeiss Jena träumt vom Sieg über Borussia Dortmund
(Bayern lost to Cottbus... haha)

Urteil des Bundesverfassungsgericht
Presse darf auch den Promi-Alltag zeigen
(rightly so, i want puke of miss beazley sick with pregnancy. barney's puppy, that's for sure)

Warnstreiks im Einzelhandel
10.000 Beschäftigte streiken für mehr Lohn

really nice:

valentinsüberraschungen

i am very unsure. this morning i just wanted to post this for all those happy singletons out there to have their own private moment of roses and lips.
everything would have been nice.

but now, i cannot believe what i've found in the popular german student plattform studivz. i am still rubbing my eyes. i am still rubbing my stomach (can there be something in between laughter and puking?)
have a good look. i won't take any responsibility. no. they get bigger when you click on them...







oh joy. and it's only thursday. but there's beer in the fridge. speaking of the fridge. perhaps it is because i am so terribly fri(d)gid that i think the above a little irritating. you know, kinda i don't wanna know that specific ... but i guess i wanted to share it with you.

and another pun which i thought irritating as well: when speaking about criteria that determine ones life in german you can speak of 'kriterien'. now think about a chinese person and the difficulty of pronouncing 'r'. so 'kriterien' becomes 'kliterien'. unfortunately i can't quote exactly but it was interesting to hear (and with a chinese accent, too) somebody speaking of how the kleitorizein (greek for tickle and clitoris derives from there) determines life. yes, your clit determines your life. (anyhow, it was not in a funny context, so i better don't laugh).

for the emokid in you to care about

in a way, many things not only recently just really annoy me. i behave like a mindnumb teenager most of the time for no apparent reason. in a way that is also quite satisfying because no one really needs to care about emoesque gibberish. that's the part where it gets funny because - yes! ... no, i don't know how that should be funny. well, anyways.

*** this was my lame take on how to be the emokid that screams - 'nobody listens to me and i am so bored, depressed and lonely. life sucks.'

** is this so different?

* why then?

spontane affektionen und deren florale äußerungen

für mich ganz klar - orange gerbera. das ist meine favorisierte spontane-affektion-zeige-blume.
ich war ja in der heimat gewesen und wandern beispielsweise, die wälder um das entzückende muldental herum. und kleine tour mit dem rad. und auto fahren, endlich wieder auto fahren. wo ist mein john frusciante tape. ist das nicht die erfüllung aller sehnsüchte - bei tiefstehender sonne in hügeliger spätsommerlandschaft bei offenem fenster über die landstraße zu fahren, unglaublich laut john frusciante zu hören und kein ziel zu haben. wäre ich mitfahrer, glatt würd ich meine füße aus dem fenster halten.
mitfahrer bin ich ja gewesen. nach der heimat bei einem marc a. der war sehr von sich angetan, aber auch nett... haha... nein, ganz ehrlich, wir haben eine für mitfahrgelegenheiten so erfrischende unterhaltung geführt, dass ich mich beinahe veranlasst sah, mich an tom v. zu erinnern, der ebenfalls erfrischend, aber auch verheiratet war.
wieso, im namen des objekts der preisung und anbetung, wieso ist man denn (quasi-)verheiratet, um nachher in fremden jagdrevieren rumzuschießen. ich mache mal tz tz tz... menschenskind, wenn schon, dann belass es bei der spontane-affektion-zeige-blume deiner wahl und verleite den armen ungeliebten nicht dazu, dich zu wollen.
aggression gemildert durch chai-lassi.